Well I'm not one for introductions, so I'll be mercifully brief. The whole blog thing might be "so-2006" and adding yet another blog might be like opening a fast food restaurant in Texas (there's already too many, just makes people fat, makes the rest of the world hate America even more), but I digress. I have a brain (or so I've been told), a big mouth, tons of opinions and a unique perspective on life, not to mention a group of friends who have provided me with a wealth of hilarious stories full of mischief, drama, and all around epicness. So rather than repeat a story, opinion, or life lesson to my friends I can now simply point to this blog. What's the worst that can happen? People can know my stance on Avatar, Twilight, and Dave Matthews sucking. What's the best that can happen? My half serious, half silly, completely amused approach to life and love will make me the male Carrie Bradshaw....only more clever and with a face that doesn't look like Eight Belle's after she faceplanted into the turf.
Also, a head's up to my friends. This thing is definitely going to make me pull the Barney Stinson "haven't you been reading my blog?" comment an average of 2.7 times a week. Don't hate me.
Let the weirdness begin. The translator and I sit on the comfortable leather chairs while Maria chooses to sit on the exceptionally hard typical corporate office carpet on her knees in a praying position
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